April 2013
mid2000snatalieportman:
lvysaur:
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
laugh-addict:
twitter: We're going to change our layout in a few months. Here, try it out and go back and forth from old to new if you'd like.
facebook: We're going to be changing to a timeline on a certain date. Feel free to switch ahead of time and become comfortable with it.
tumblr: surprise lol shit's different today. get used to it
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
Okay. So when I was like 9 my parents were like...
morecommonthanyouthink:
so they took me to a professional photographer.
WAT?
Stop. PLS.
NO.
so-many-feels:
deucebowl:
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
